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May 1, 2014
@ 5:25 pm
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amazingsprinkle:

my college has set up a “finals stress relief” table downstairs and they are literally handing out sheets of bubble wrap


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Jan 16, 2014
@ 9:42 pm
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What Viagra commercials say: Have erectile dysfunction? Talk to your doctor about Viagra, you and the one you love will be glad you did.

What Viagra commercials sound like when your parents are in the room: WANNA HAVE AN ERECTION?! CAN'T GET ONE?? tAKE THis pILL to GET AN erECTIONS and haVE tHE SEx!!!!! ERECTION ERECTION SEX


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Dec 26, 2013
@ 3:18 am
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i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window

(Source: frostrush, via 8angerz)


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Dec 25, 2013
@ 12:10 pm
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gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

(via deathbybooks)


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Dec 25, 2013
@ 12:07 pm
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oncemoreforluck:

drarna:

it’s weird how people say “follow your dreams” instead of “follow your ambitions” because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people’s fashion sense

please follow your dream

(Source: neptunain, via luciferneedsbabyjesus)


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Dec 25, 2013
@ 12:00 pm
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australiansanta:

moral of the story is never do things

(Source: australiansanta, via castielsimpala)


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Dec 25, 2013
@ 11:35 am
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youcantseemecuzimaninja:

gabrielscoffeeshop:

hotguysandpizza:

i dont know whats worse walking past boys my age or walking past girls my age

Walking past a group of both while they’re laughing about something

and we have a winner

(via i-am-a-brightstone)


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Dec 25, 2013
@ 11:23 am
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methlabrador:

what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via coffee-is-my-division)


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Dec 25, 2013
@ 2:41 am
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shotapony:

internetexplorers:

THIS JUST IN:

tumblr users are angry

not sure what they’re angry about

but they’re angry

What else is new

(via phantasticphil)


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Dec 23, 2013
@ 11:11 pm
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whinecraft:

berserkerbaby:

i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks what the heck

is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars

(Source: orcfucker, via hanspam)