If you purposely ignore someone to make them upset then that’s basically like mental abuse and I probably hate you.
(via cinerisstrange)
I think that instead of saying “bowel movement” we should start saying “intestinal revolution”
(via aglet-awareness)
I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
(via dean-ilostmyshoe)
i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
(via tashaturtletwentytwo)
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
(via haddlez)
There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.
(via castielhasthebarricade)
you know what’s cool
when you’re so used to a certain person’s voice that you can imagine them saying anything even if the person has never said that before
(via 221bcumberbatch)
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
(via sir-broccoli)
you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
(via tonystark-in-the-bathtub)
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
(via queenofthehobos)
