my college has set up a “finals stress relief” table downstairs and they are literally handing out sheets of bubble wrap
What Viagra commercials say: Have erectile dysfunction? Talk to your doctor about Viagra, you and the one you love will be glad you did.
What Viagra commercials sound like when your parents are in the room: WANNA HAVE AN ERECTION?! CAN'T GET ONE?? tAKE THis pILL to GET AN erECTIONS and haVE tHE SEx!!!!! ERECTION ERECTION SEX
it’s weird how people say “follow your dreams” instead of “follow your ambitions” because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people’s fashion sense
please follow your dream